Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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