Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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