I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
foreskin is a definite game changer
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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