dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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