Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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