this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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