I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
this must be what syphilis tastes like
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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