it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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