Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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