There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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