Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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