North Korea, Best Korea!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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