Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Is this like a preordered booty call?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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