some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He shit in the fireplace
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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