You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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