How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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