it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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