There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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