About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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