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Puke
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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