there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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