I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
