'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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