remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
