Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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