lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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