TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
