the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Who wears a wallet chain?!
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epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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