; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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