I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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