If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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