i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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