Its about making memories worth repressing
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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