so explain again why im purple
no
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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