RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Two words: blizzard sex
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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