its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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