I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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