So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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