would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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