I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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