I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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