I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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