I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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