You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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