don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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