is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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