SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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