Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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