Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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