shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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