I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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