R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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