Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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