He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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